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This week on Episode #69

In the Eve With a Rabid Whip Fright

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

Monsters
The Dire Doppelganger of the Rabid Whip
minuscule long Mummy of Darkness
Rabid Drunken Irish Guy
Villain Motive
Rivalry
Starting Event
Someone comes into the agency looking for help
Random Events
A meteor Finds gold in the water
A crying child meets disaster
A Vagabond emerges
A nearby gas tank Becomes wounded
Local Business
Londyn's Stool Online
Frankie's Rug Partners
Contreras's Paperweight Group
Ryan's File Bazaar

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Larry "mad thumbs"
Frankie "fast lemons"
Larry "white legs"
Al "Rabid Whip"
Random People
Lilly Doyle
Abel Reid
Autumn Contreras
Valerie Hill
Londyn Mack
Vincent Ryan
George Keller
Edward Yates
Descriptions
Cosmetologist
Fortune Cookie Writer
Elevator Mechanic
Statistician
Hotel Manager

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
File of Darkness
Trident of Delirium
Secret objects
Secret Stool
Paperweight with a False bottom
Random objects
File
Lamp
Cutting board
Chair
Locations
Undead
Mansion
Business
Grove
Destinations
Town of Alechestercum
City of Honoldhaven

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).