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This week on Episode #176

Who's Frightened of the gigantic Hollow Equipment?

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

Monsters
The broad Manticore of the Hollow Equipment
gigantic wooden Minotaur of Laughter
Hollow Centaur
Villain Motive
Rivalry
Starting Event
The Adventurer's are taken somewhere against their will
Random Events
A Bum stop the party and asks questions
A Bellhop Evades the law
A Biscuit Strikes the church bell
A Keg Finds gold in the water
Local Business
Lucy's Kitchen table Boutique
jessica's Platter & Sons
Cook's Chaise Logistics
Cox's Sconce Department store

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Harold "five bagels"
jessica "short noses"
Larry "drowsy feet"
Joseph "Hollow Equipment"
Random People
Camila Mullins
Zion Chapman
Matthew Cook
Daniela Dean
Lucy Ortega
Rhett Cox
Jaxon Miranda
Josephine Marquez
Descriptions
Secretary
Broker
Mechanic
Journalist
Funeral Director

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Bracer of Laughter
Bracelet of The Blackest Black
Secret objects
Secret Kitchen table
Chaise with a False bottom
Random objects
Sconce
Musical instrument
Oil Lamp
Music Box
Locations
Zone
Chateau
Fortress
Zone
Destinations
Town of Selconsville
City of Cockold Springs

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).