Welcome to the Modern & Sore Detective's Council!

This week on Episode #45

Don't Haunt with a Plumwine of Redemption

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

Monsters
The magnificent Whale of the Jocular Plumwine
tremendous Hot Imp of Redemption
Jocular Dragon
Villain Motive
Lust for power
Starting Event
The commander sends them to explore a location
Random Events
A Softball Glistens gently
A Chicken Salutes the adventures
A Odor explodes
A princess Is frozen into a block of ice
Local Business
Jace's crutch R Us
jessica's Statuette Hole
Boyd's Skeletal Animal Group
Gordon's Stool Partners

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Terry "cheap noses"
jessica "violet waffles"
Frankie "little churros"
ralphie "Jocular Plumwine"
Random People
Naomi McDonald
Greyson Kennedy
Ashley Boyd
James Estrada
Jace Cross
Kaleb Gordon
Maxwell Juarez
Silas Morgan
Descriptions
Intoxicated
Drummer
Firefighter
Technician
Electrician

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Lighter of Redemption
Brass Knuckles of Excitement
Secret objects
Secret crutch
Skeletal Animal with a False bottom
Random objects
Stool
Stool
Stairwell
Vanity
Locations
Port
Forest
Port
Suburbs
Destinations
Town of Brixpat Creek
City of Ellesminmire

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).