Welcome to the Whining & Sovereign Detective's Division!

This week on Episode #220

Furor in the Garrulous Lawyer

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

Monsters
The repulsive Hobgoblin of the Garrulous Lawyer
vast sticky Zombie of Power
Garrulous Pig
Villain Motive
Rivalry
Starting Event
Adventurer's witness something weird happening
Random Events
A Potato gathers near a point of interest
A Spice box Calls menacingly
A Fairy Ignites violently
A husband drops from the sky
Local Business
Chloe's Credenza Closet
Jose's Lounge Chair Convenience store
Stewart's Letter Opener Hole
Meyer's Oil Lamp Labs

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Al "mini elbows"
Jose "green fingers"
Crystal "green legs"
Christopher "Garrulous Lawyer"
Random People
Daniela Fields
Abel Leonard
Damian Stewart
Jasper Marsh
Chloe Vargas
Kaiden Meyer
Chloe Ortega
Ayden Chambers
Descriptions
Frustrated
Dietitian
Envious
Farmer
Journalist

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Polearm of Power
Nipple Clamp of Rage
Secret objects
Secret Credenza
Letter Opener with a False bottom
Random objects
Oil Lamp
Key
Spice shelf
Lamp
Locations
Lake
Borough
Forest
Park
Destinations
Town of Arlebyhaven
City of Glasfordness

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).