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This week on Episode #942

Who's Afraid of the Tall Delicious Beard?

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

Monsters
The Worn mammoth of the Delicious Beard
Tall Sensual Doppelganger of Perspiration
Delicious Kangaroos
Villain Motive
Greed
Starting Event
A secret in the agency is discovered
Random Events
A Skeleton strikes the ground
A Box of cigarette drops from the sky
A store Attempts to rob a bank
A Musical is loose
Local Business
Cecilia's Bench Solutions
oscar's Toolbox Arcade
Warner's Bureau Collective
Griffin's Chaise Systems

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Jose "one churros"
oscar "nice cheesecakes"
Harold "meaty cheesecakes"
Al "Delicious Beard"
Random People
Ryan Anthony
Samuel Moss
Adalynn Warner
Juliana Reeves
Cecilia Clark
Emery Griffin
Bella Floyd
Julian Ellis
Descriptions
Tailor
Old Timer
Surgeon
Dog surfing instructor
Surgeon

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Greaves of Perspiration
Throwing Dart of Fury
Secret objects
Secret Bench
Bureau with a False bottom
Random objects
Chaise
Bench
Tea Set
Doorway
Locations
Sanctuary
World
Shelter
Suburbs
Destinations
Town of Bathamstead
City of Scarminness

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).