Welcome to the Dazzling & Purple Detective's Commission!

This week on Episode #759

Who's Nervous of the limited Annoying Fly?

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

Monsters
The Smelly Camel of the Annoying Fly
limited Hungry mammoth of Peace
Annoying Rhinoceroses
Villain Motive
To achieve their Destiny
Starting Event
A secret in the agency is discovered
Random Events
A box of mice Lunges at the group
A Lactose Intolerance Bursts loudly
A Box of cigarette strikes the ground
A Vagabond Is accused by the law
Local Business
Mason's Musical instrument Mall
Jose's Lipstick Labs
Christensen's Oil Lamp Bazaar
Solis's Music Box & Sons

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Johnny "obese feet"
Jose "red parmigianas"
jessica "cheap livers"
Larry "Annoying Fly"
Random People
Camden Long
Andrea Hawkins
Lily Christensen
Jayden Hopkins
Mason Vaughn
Mila Solis
Tyler Townsend
Jayce Stevens
Descriptions
Consultant
Graphic Designer
Tailor
Restless
Annoyed

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Polearm of Peace
Greaves of Casualties
Secret objects
Secret Musical instrument
Oil Lamp with a False bottom
Random objects
Music Box
Vanity
Satchel
Satchel
Locations
Castle
Pond
Zone
Peninsula
Destinations
Town of Bridlingkenness
City of Dawfordside

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.

Characters

90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.

Rolling

This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.

Ending

No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).