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Episode #746

Hubbub in the Hollow People

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Build the Villain

The Worn Camel of the Hollow People
small-scale mysterious Roc of Fate
Hollow Pig
Villain Motive
To better Humanity

Give Them Direction

Town of Westumbermont
City of Wilstorridge
Starting Event
Something happens outside
Random Events
A Dancer Bursts loudly
A Whore Is accused by the law
A sewer Salutes the adventures
A Panhandler meets disaster

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Daniel "obese bones"
Chuckie "four hands"
Bobby "Tough lox"
Prince "Hollow People"
Random People
Kaleb Parks
Nolan Solis
Luke Keller
Alexis Becker
Jesus Maruska
Funeral Director
Local Business
Jesus's Painting Discount
Chuckie's Canopy Bed Bazaar
Keller's Bed Five-and-a-dime
Magical Objects
Goblet of Fate
Shield of Destiny
Secret objects
Secret Painting
Bed with a False bottom
Random objects

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.


90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.


This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.


No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).