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This week on Episode #518

At Lunch With a Bruised Crush Poltergeist

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

The skinny Sphinx of the Bruised Crush
gigantic Obtuse Worm of Bitterness
Bruised Yeti
Villain Motive
Save humanity
Starting Event
A secret in the agency is discovered
Random Events
A pine branch strikes the ground
A Prostitute is heard screaming
A Turtle Is being detained
A Demon is being loudly arrested
Local Business
Gianna's Glass Jars Market
Larry's Satchel Cosmetics
Thompson's Letter Opener Department store
Horton's Faberge Egg Wardrobe

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Randy "indigo eyes"
Larry "heavy heels"
Donald "chunky falafels"
jessica "Bruised Crush"
Random People
Madeline Gardner
Carson Espinoza
Valerie Thompson
Ryleigh Carpenter
Gianna Lloyd
Genesis Horton
Hudson Clegg
Carter Cannon

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Bangle of Bitterness
Sickle of Extermination
Secret objects
Secret Glass Jars
Letter Opener with a False bottom
Random objects
Faberge Egg
Iron stove
Town of Bodbywick
City of Rowling kingdom

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.


90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.


This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.


No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).