Welcome to the Curious & Baked Detective's Division!

This week on Episode #941

Sunset With a Quaint Yogapants Vision

For the Head Detective's eyes only!

Give Them Direction

The Scaley Kraken of the Quaint Yogapants
Tall fat giant of Fatality
Quaint Hedgehogs
Villain Motive
Starting Event
Charity Day!!!!!
Random Events
A Lactose Intolerance Is frozen into a block of ice
A Hoard Is getting confiscated
A milk shipment Is getting confiscated
A Bag of lemons Is getting confiscated
Local Business
Easton's Rubber Plant Factory
Jackie's Painting Online
Miller's Tapestry Supermarket
Bishop's Vanity Market

Populate the World

Criminal Contacts
Darnell "junior lungs"
Jackie "obese forearms"
Christopher "yellow fingers"
Juan "Quaint Yogapants"
Random People
August Bates
Leah Daniels
Jesse Miller
Daniel Dunn
Easton Cook
Juan Bishop
Emery Lowe
Adaline Cruz
Human Statue
Hotel Manager

MISC Ideas

Magical Objects
Fork of Fatality
Nipple Clamp of Animosity
Secret objects
Secret Rubber Plant
Tapestry with a False bottom
Random objects
Town of Hodrowshire
City of Thorpatstead

The Fuck Is This?

After years of playing Dungeons & Dragons, I decided to make a variation where everything is improv. The DM knows as much as the players and you tell a story together - sitcom style. We use this site as a quest starter, think of some characters, and see how much we can make each other laugh.

It's designed to be simple, portable, and dependent on being creative & inventive. I wanted a framework to guide the plot forward but let us find the story. This page is just a guide to help the stories become too redundant - take as much as you want, ignore as much as you need. If you want to follow along with our adventures or read some examples, check out my personal story notes.

This concept and site was crafted by Andrew Maruska with linguistic help from Evan Stark

But how?

The Most Important Rule

Be Silly. The goal is to laugh not to have a normal adventure. Someone wants to go to the moon? Fuck yeah they do and we're going to do it with medieval technology.

Set Up

Give the players a home base, a year they want to play in, and some general ownership of the setup. It's more successful when everyone has helped create the world because when a player makes suggestions it's easier to integrate them without feeling too precious. It helps to have a figurehead that assigns the quest to authoritatively start.


90% of creating a character here is a funny voice you're forced to talk in for 3 hours. I typically have people pick one trait they want to be good at and give them a slight advantage when using that - and the same for a negative trait. Don't overcomplicate it. They wanna be a skateboarder who can't feel love? perfect. +2 to cool & -2 to social acceptance.


This can be whatever you want but as a general rule I use d20's as a graded scale. Sometimes, I craft the roll to mimic the action i.e. if they are walking a tight rope then might need to roll a 10 because 20 & 1 make them fall to one side or the other. Rolling in D&D got boring so make it fun again.

Dungeon Master

Your goal is to say 'Yes and...' but realistically it's 'Yes and roll to see if you can actually do that triple backflip down the cliff to mount the attacking phoenix...' - It's okay to make them fail, just don't tell them no. This guide is to help you be 1 step ahead of the players but it can't know the vibe of the room, have some empathy and play to the crowd.


No one can tell you this. The guide is to help you get 1/3 of the adventure set up and the rest will be created by the adventuring party. Have fun with it and try to tie up some loose ends at the end (or don't and bring them back for another adventure).